Hi. I’m Michael. I love things that are awesome and things that are awful.Tumblr (3.0; @magnitedstates)http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uWnqLTOqLVs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I still don’t get why my patronus is a Prius</p>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7655877754http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7655877754Fri, 15 Jul 2011 13:23:36 -0400harry potterpremieredeathly hallows part 2interview<p><a href="http://dorothyeverytimesmurfgirl.tumblr.com/post/7614388695" class="tumblr_blog">dorothyeverytimesmurfgirl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The one that Amy Poehler should win.</p> <p>The one that Parks and Recreation should win (and the writing one they should have been nominated for).</p> <p>The one that Nick Offerman should have been nominated for.</p></blockquote>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7627762281http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7627762281Thu, 14 Jul 2011 17:38:50 -0400emmysron swansonnick offermanparks and recreationduke silveramy poehler“It’s a hot load of bullsh*t that he didn’t get a nomination, and you can quote me on that”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Amy Poehler, in an interview <a href="http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/whats-alan-watching/posts/emmys-2011-amy-poehler-talks-about-parks-and-recreations-outstanding-comedy-nomination">with HitFix’s Alan Sepinwall</a>, reacting to her <em>Parks & Rec</em> co-star Nick Offerman’s unconscionable Emmy nom snub.</p> <p>[<a href="http://splitsider.com/2011/07/amy-poehler-on-nick-offermans-emmy-snub-its-a-hot-load-of-bullshit">splitsider</a>.]</p> (via <a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>)</em>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7627662617http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7627662617Thu, 14 Jul 2011 17:36:00 -0400amy poehlerduke silvernick offermanparks and recreationron swansonemmys<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HPS_73tpR_0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>It’s like the Internet said “Okay, we’re going to take all your favorite things and put them in one video.”</p>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7552539383http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7552539383Tue, 12 Jul 2011 20:14:49 -0400zooey deschanelben schwartztonight you belong to mejean-ralphioshe &amp; him<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WMeTL1seIWo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Wait, is there another movie coming out July 15th?</p>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7543737209http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7543737209Tue, 12 Jul 2011 16:09:08 -0400winnie the poohharry potterdeathly hallows part 2<p><a href="http://quesrah.tumblr.com/post/7536092856">quesrah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sitcomgifs.tumblr.com/post/6722914834"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo87u9cpvM1qhxb6r.gif"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://death9000.tumblr.com/post/5793786686/yo-yo-yo-pop-pop"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo87t3iGyz1qhxb6r.gif"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://doctorkongx.tumblr.com/post/7509678854/im-going-to-die-during-the-battle-of-hogwarts"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo87vkNPEq1qhxb6r.gif"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://liamchoi.tumblr.com/post/6134554972/pop-pop"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo87y4TBC81qhxb6r.gif"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://charlesincharj.tumblr.com/post/6769436852/pop-pop"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo87lygaIa1qhxb6r.gif"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://jonwithabullet.tumblr.com/post/5450166938"> <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo88doA35O1qhxb6r.jpg"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://intermsofawesome.tumblr.com/post/7361286162/is-magnitude-gonna-be-at-the-world-premiere-of"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo87mu3IbP1qhxb6r.jpg"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://jonwithabullet.tumblr.com/post/6265898359"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo87nlcYVt1qhxb6r.jpg"/></a></p> </blockquote>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7536322524http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7536322524Tue, 12 Jul 2011 12:29:12 -0400pop popmagnitudecommunity<embed src="http://www.oldeenglish.org/flashplayer/player.swf" width="400" height="272" bgcolor="000000" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="file=http://www.oldeenglish.org/videos/Totally_Crazy.mov"></embed><br/><br/><p>You ever have one of those days that’s just-UHH!-and’s its like you can’t even-you know what I mean?</p>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7522206260http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7522206260Tue, 12 Jul 2011 00:32:00 -0400olde englishtotally crazy<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YjaZNYSt7o0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I’m gonna save a mental kitty</p>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7520158738http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7520158738Mon, 11 Jul 2011 23:33:00 -0400bad lip readingmichael bublerussian unicornblr<object width="512" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/97e3-mhcX85maytpccpcAw"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/97e3-mhcX85maytpccpcAw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I have not and probably never will watch this show but from the previews it looks like it should be called “People saying dumb things in the Sahara Desert, yo!”</p>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7475598297http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7475598297Sun, 10 Jul 2011 21:37:00 -0400expedition impossibleblind guy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo59qf2toR1qmyvwvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>My sentiments exactly</p>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7474443885http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7474443885Sun, 10 Jul 2011 21:06:00 -0400collegewaste of money<embed src="http://www.oldeenglish.org/flashplayer/player.swf" width="400" height="272" bgcolor="000000" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="file=http://www.oldeenglish.org/videos/The_Applicant.mov"></embed><br/><br/>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7474149329http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7474149329Sun, 10 Jul 2011 20:58:00 -0400olde englishthe applicant““I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.””<br/><br/> - <em>Rebecca Black</em>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7473510971http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7473510971Sun, 10 Jul 2011 20:40:12 -0400misattributed quotationsmlk jr<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo4b131blU1qmyvwvo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Everyone should do “there” part to stop the rash of egg hate crimes.</p>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7452905729http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7452905729Sun, 10 Jul 2011 09:31:20 -0400microwave warningthis is no yolk“No man is an island, entire of itself… any man’s death diminishes​ me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.”<br/><br/> - <em>Justin Bieber</em>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7442973735http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7442973735Sun, 10 Jul 2011 00:12:57 -0400misattributed quotationsjohn donne<p>My three- and four-year-old nephews are calling everyone “Dido.” I can’t begin to explain how hilarious this is.</p>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7437089935http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7437089935Sat, 09 Jul 2011 21:37:12 -0400nephewsdido<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/w1jPnm33Pkk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>What in the Middle Earth is going on here?</p>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7401566333http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7401566333Fri, 08 Jul 2011 21:43:33 -0400mandalflord of the rings<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sdbyG2MrBHk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Just in case you were wondering what the worst music video ever was</p> <p>“Hi Hater. Kiss Kiss, I see you later.”</p>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7363186954http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7363186954Thu, 07 Jul 2011 20:39:00 -0400cher lloydterrible music video<object width="512" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/d29V3gQkUAmiB1PdYDK5rg"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/d29V3gQkUAmiB1PdYDK5rg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>You’re 5000 candles in the wind.</p>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7350672451http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7350672451Thu, 07 Jul 2011 14:59:00 -0400parks and recreationlil' sebastian<object width="400" height="324" alt="The Mormons Know How To Make Great Movies Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/675447" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://embed.break.com/675447" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="324"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Simply, the greatest film of all time.</p> <p>“She’s only ugly because she’s a punker!”</p>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7350530362http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7350530362Thu, 07 Jul 2011 14:56:00 -0400the awardmormon movie“July 4: Somebody was reportedly stealing items from an apartment at Y Mount. They were noted to be hauling off all types of items including furniture, a television and more. When asked about the incident, it turns out a man was just moving apartments.”<br/><br/> - <em>Daily Universe Police Beat</em>http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7336361611http://magnitedstates.tumblr.com/post/7336361611Thu, 07 Jul 2011 04:05:00 -0400byupolice beat